Redistribution of Wealth
Loading ...Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that
read, “Vote Democratic; I need the money.” I laughed. Once in the restaurant my server had on an “Obama ‘08″ shirt, again I laughed — just imagine the coincidence.
Department of Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)According to the new report released by Janet Nepalitano, you may be a Terrorist if:
6. You loyally served your country as a member of the armed forces
5. You believe that abortion is murder
4. You believe that America is for Americans
3. You hold a gun in one hand and a Bible in the other
2. You believe that marriage is between a man and a woman
And the #1 reason you may be a terrorist is if….you are Sick of Liberals!
Obama Nation
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Abomination-loathsome, evil, hateful, disagreeable, morally reprehensive.
(Oxford Dictionary & Thesaurus, 2).
Obamanation-loathsome, evil, hateful, disagreeable, morally reprehensive, wasteful spending.
(Sick of Liberals)
The Kind Teacher
Once upon a time, there was a very kind teacher. He loved every one of his students equally and he strove to treat every one of them fairly as well. But, he was troubled by how many students were failing his class, roughly twenty percent! Some students were simply not mentally as bright. Some students were having a rough time at home. Then again, some of his students were just lazy. Regardless, he sympathized with every one of them; he didn’t want to see any of them fail. But, how could he keep twenty percent of his class from doing so?
The Top 11 Most Expensive Catastrophes in History
# 11. Titanic - $150 Million
The sinking of the Titanic is possibly the most famous accident in the world. But it barely makes our list of top 11 most expensive. On April 15, 1912, the Titanic sank on its maiden voyage and was considered to be the most luxurious ocean liner ever built. Over 1,500 people lost their lives when the ship ran into an iceberg and sunk in frigid waters. The ship cost $7 million to build ($150 million in today’s dollars).
History Repeats Itself
I don’t know about my fellow readers but I personally enjoy reading a good analogy or two when one is trying to get a point across. Not only does it make the piece much more interesting, it also educates the audience on the issues that some may not have otherwise understood or even been interested in. Some of my most profound political and philosophical epiphanies came to me while reading analogies and I would like to share some of that content with you. I chose some analogies that are quite mainstream and (of course) had to put my own spin on them. Please enjoy…
Sick of Liberal Stimulation
One thought comes to mind after reading 684 pages of Obama’s proposed stimulus plan – marijuana. And I don’t mean smoking it, I mean selling marijuana for profit. After all, it will soon be too expensive to be employed in the private sector legally. At least in the black market, you still have a shot at enjoying your hard earned money albeit criminally. Nearly 180 pages in, I fully understood why so few Republicans voted for this bill and why many Democrats also opposed it. This bill has very little to do with stimulating the economy and creating jobs. In fact, the only thing it stimulates is liberal special interest groups. Aren’t you happy to know that some $19 million dollars is going into the new Health and Human Services building? Okay, it’s not just a new building their moving into, the rest of the money will go towards preventing AIDS and HIV. What about the Panel made up of five members appointed by the president who make recommendations to the Board (made up of seven members appointed by the president) to “prevent waste, fraud and abuse in federal spending”? You will be equally happy to know that those five members of the Panel and the seven members of the Board get to divvy up $14 million dollars to carry out those tasks including travel expenses. Where do I sign up? Let’s see, $200 million dollars towards remodeling the Department of Agriculture Buildings, $245 million dollars towards modernizing the information technology system (whose information technology system?) and who can turn away the 4.5 billion dollars to modernize the armed forces barracks? Read on… Read the rest of this entry »
Save Your City, Elect a Republican
This is a very interesting factual finding on poverty in cities that I wanted to share with my fellow Conservatives. If you are a true republican, you will be thinking “I told you so” while you are perusing it. Please enjoy… Read the rest of this entry »
Obama Quotes
This blog is dedicated to preserving Barack Hussein Obama’s greatest quotes. May they be his biggest mistakes…
“I’ve got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.”
So children are now a punishment from God? How dare he?!
“Community colleges play an important role in helping people transition between careers by providing the retooling they need to take on a new career.”
Retooling? To provide a workshop or factory with new tools? My apologies Obama, were you talking about human beings or Obamabots? Read the rest of this entry »
Blame the Clowns
McDonald’s made me fat. Every morning, an Egg McMuffin, hash brown and an extra creamy latte is delivered to my house and crammed down my throat while I am being held down by clowns with big red shoes, yellow outfits and outrageous fros. No, this is not a nightmare. Unfortunately, it’s a reality in the minds of those who cannot take responsibility for themselves. Blaming obesity on a company is almost as ludicrous as blaming drug abuse on the cartel. Sure, fast food and drugs are unhealthy but they also wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t a demand. Have I got your attention yet? Fat is not your fault. That is exactly the message that an “antiobesity activist” is trying to portray. I recently read her article in a not-so-surprisingly left wing magazine that happens to be incredibly popular. I bought it hoping to get some new fashion ideas as the cover had falsely printed, but instead got article after article of liberal bullcrap. Curious to see what a fashion magazine knows about politics, and p’d off because I paid $3.99 for the thing, I found an article that caught my attention regarding America’s bout with obesity. Read the rest of this entry »
