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January 11, 2010

Sick of Liberal Celebrities

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Ahhhh, celebrities. They can make us laugh, they can make us cry. But most of all, they make us thank God every day that we have not lost touch with reality like so many of them have. Here’s a glimpse at some of the most idiotic, liberal celebrities who should’ve just kept their mouths shut…

Rosie O’Donnell - “It’s not really a right” in response to co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s assertion
regarding the right to bear arms in our Constitution. Really Rosie? Then why does the Constitution say it is?

Ted Turner - “We’ll be eight degrees hotter in ten-not ten, but 30 or 40 years. And basically none of the crops
will grow. Most of the people will have died, and the rest of us will be cannibals.” Afterall, this came from the guy who founded CNN, everything he reports should be completely factual and unbiased without a partisan agenda behind it. Right? Riiigghhhtttt???

“Climate change is the greatest threat facing mankind…we must act now. Future generations are depending on it.” Prince Charles who travels the world in a luxurious airliner transporting himself, his family and an entourage on “environmental tours”. I wonder how much of a carbon footprint Prince Charles leaves behind…

“Global Warming is a very valid issue…I’m wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities.” John Travolta, who owns his own fleet of private jets and his very own airport. By all means, take your carbon emitting Douglas DC-8 and fly home to planet Thetan with the rest of your creepy Scientology friends.

“If it was made clear to people that we could win the war on terrorism by driving a hybrid car, that we could stop global warming by driving a hybrid, I think people would do it. But people haven’t made those kind of connections.” Rob Reiner. First of all, how do you propose that owning a hybrid will end terrorism unless nuclear missiles come as an option? Second of all, the government tried to shove the “hybrids will save the environment” crap down our throats already, remember? The tax credits on purchasing a new hybrid, the Cash for Clunkers program that only managed to get rich people to turn in the piece of junk that they had lying around? The truth is, people don’t want them! Not even our “Savior” President, who has been driven around in hummer-type limousines.

Speaking of Barack “If the Japanese can design an affordable, well-designed hybrid, then, doggone it, the American people should be able to do the same…so my job is to ask the auto industry: why is it you guys can’t do this?” Barack Obama. Wait a minute, didn’t I just say this…PEOPLE DON’T WANT THEM! Hybrids didn’t even make the top 10 best selling cars in 2009 despite Obama’s attempt to throw money at people to buy them. At least General Motors was doing one thing right by responding to market demands. And the government is going to run GM?

“We must make concrete changes in our lifestyles to help solve this energy crisis and now is the time to do it…[turn your thermostats up to 78 degrees when you're out and 85 degrees when you're out]..and try to line-dry [your clothes] as much as possible.” Barbara Streisand who owns five homes with a 12,000 square feet air conditioned barn, as well as a lawn sprinkling system that guzzles $22,000 a year in water. Her tour demands include the following:
Parking for 13 53-foot semi-tractor trailers (plus one for merchandising), 4 rental vans, 14 crew and band buses and 1 limousine. When asked about her apparent hypocritical statement, her spokesman said “She never meant that [those concrete changes in our lifestyles] necessarily applied to her.”Hmmm, who would’ve guessed?

“If all workers don’t have the freedom to form unions, I don’t see how we can fix our economy.” Jerry Stiller. Mmm, hmmm, I see what you’re saying: let’s impose impossible demands on the few remaining U.S. companies to give substantial raises, increase health benefits and give lifelong pensions. Those few remaining businesses will go out of business too because they can’t turn a profit under those terms. That leaves exactly ZERO jobs and no more tax revenue to pad the pockets of the poor and the policians. Wait, I thought you wanted to fix the economy?

“It’s a human rights issue. It’s just bottomline fair that workers should be paid for their labor fairly.” Martin sheen’s response when asked about his stance on labor unions. Obviously he’s never heard of the minimum wage law. What can you expect? This is coming from the guy who spent a single night on the streets with the homeless and went back home to his cozy McMansion the next day. Wow, what a savior.

“It’s very easy to blame immigrants for the disastrous state of our economy, the failure of the health care system, the educational crisis, the disappearing middle class and just about every ill that makes this country unwelcoming to the immigrants. That is a smoke screen to distract us from the real sources of these problems. I stand with the founders of this country and the sentiment written on the Statue of Liberty.” Susan Sarandon. Well, that’s good that she stands with the founders of this country, because back in the day, they charged immigrants $10 to enter the country which is probably $1,000 in today’s standard. Their hope was to keep the immigrants OUT by doing so. But do you think that she has really read the Constitution? I doubt it.

“To be so repressive isn’t democratic or free…to be putting up fences, chasing Mexicans, that isn’t right. The U.S. needs better answers than repression, weapons and violence.” Vincente Fox. Oh you mean like rainbow peace flags that emits a theraputic scent with the words printed on them “Home is where the heart is, better turn around now or we will tell you to go home again”??? By the way, who is Vincente Fox?

“It’s insulting that the law would call an immigrant a criminal…it’s horrible.” Actor John Leguizamo. THEN STOP BREAKING THE LAW!!!

“I am a proud non-reader of books.” Kanye West being interviewed for his new book and who also told America out of cue during a Hurricane Katrina special that “George Bush hates black people”. ‘Nough said.

“after years of historic deficits, this 110th Congress will commit itself to a higher standard: pay-as-you-go, no new deficit spending. Our new America will provide unlimited opportunity for future generations, not burden them with mountains of debt.” Nancy Pelosi, 2007. Interesting that she feels that way $4 trillion later.

“It’s politically fashionable to rant against government spending and demand fiscal responsibility. But right now, increased government spending is just what the doctor ordered and concerns about the budget deficit should be put on hold.” Paul Krugman. Just for right now “fiscal responsibility” should be put on hold? So what you’re saying is that it’s okay for me to blow my entire paycheck on clothes and not worry about my bills for now? Great! I’m so glad you approve of my irresponsibility.

“…and the wealthy man, whomsever he may be, for whom I have the greatest contempt, I would fight for him and you would if you were worth your salt.” Teddy Roosevelt. The greatest “contempt” for the rich man? Sorry Teddy, but the good old rich folk provide the jobs that line your political pocket. At least he’s honest, Obama would rather tip toe around the fact that he hates the rich.

“Let me be the first to say that I would be thrilled if America’s health-care system is anywhere near as functional as the post office.” Bill Maher. Seriously? You mean the post office that runs at a deficit and is about as almost as efficient as Britain’s dental care?

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Brooke Shields during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. I certainly hope they fired her.

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” Mariah Carey.

“I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.” Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons. Nancy Pelosi term for bomb: sad-face-loud-bodily harm-inflicter.

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. Murder’s not so important anyways.

“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” Hillary Clinton.

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting—only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required” Sheryl Crow on her contribution to “going green”.

“I bring the fear. Does big oil sleep around? Got bad credit? I’ll find the dirt. And I will make big oil regret the day it ever uttered the words ‘price gouging!’” Ben Affleck on trying to discredit the oil companies. No wonder his attempts to get into the Senate have failed. How dare the big bad oil companies increase prices while demand is rising with a silly little scheme to turn a profit. How dare they!!!

World-renowned blues legend John Mayer in an interview:
What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really f$cking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all troublemaking questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn’t deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the h$ll out of it.”
I’m not sure which surprises me more, the fact that he knows his place as a celebrity or the fact that he’s a celebrity who does not think Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

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