The State of the Union
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His Excellency, highest majesty, most exalted, the honorable Barack Obama.
Good morning from the Office of the President of the United States of America. On March 21, 2010, we the Democrats seized control of the entire country. In an attempt to stimulate the economy, we decided to start by cutting costs. So we shot Lady Liberty, killed Free Enterprise, and have suspended the Constitution. We will now have total control over all those pesky little mundane decisions like what to do for a living, what to eat, where to live, what to wear etc. When you make a little extra money, no problem we’ll be there to take care of it for you! Your hopes, your dreams, your destiny…..just think, all taken care of for you! Imagine living in a world where all you have to do is wake up (subject to ObamaCare Life Viability Analysis). As the benefits of this new program begin to kick in, you’ll begin to notice small changes at first. Like the “Assistant” conveniently stationed outside your front door to help you with any questions you may have concerning the law or how to raise our children or what you will be eating for Dinner. Or the “Assistants” stationed in various places all throughout your community monitoring speech for dissenting views or dress code violations. Just think, no more conversations about politics, everybody dressed in the same uniform driving the same kind of car. No longer must we worry about being “different”. We have struggled with a “free” society long enough. It’s time you now enjoy the peace of mind knowing that Nancy Pelosi is everybody’s mother.
Regards;
His Highness, the Great,
Barrack Obama
P.S. Beat the crowds! For your convenience, our Bar Code Centers will be open late Thursday nights. Be the first in your neighborhood (you won’t be the last) to get that fresh new bar code on your forehead!
Remember: Sacrifices, gifts, and homage will be accepted on the White House lawn every Friday morning rain or shine for your convenience!
We are tired of the corruption and the deviation from the Constitution of the United States. Please join Sick of Liberals in the fight to give America back to the people by signing the petition: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/wethepeople/
DO NOT BECOME AN OBAMA ZOMBIE! We want to reach to as many Americans as possible with this petition to prove to Washington that government has over-stepped their boundaries and we are NOT going to bury our heads in the sand and allow our once great country to become a socialist nation. THIS is how you can help. Let tomorrow be a “good morning in America”!
